alritepetal:

i am a forehead kiss hoe…. give me all the forehead kisses in the world. come on. i’m ready. 

(via tightdressesandskinnytights)

sixth-impact:

I want my ass slapped and $7000 inserted into my bank account

(via hopespaldingsummers-deactivated)

harpxlulu:

*me in a mirror*: 9/10
*me in a selfie*: 6.3/10
*me in a pic someone else takes*: -2/10
*me*: ??????????

(via fitnessfoodfabulous)

petitetimidgay:

me: if it’s meant to be, it’ll happen
also me: *quadruple texts you within 3 hours*

(via tightdressesandskinnytights)

garbageurl:

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful 

(via glittersweatandgold)